Fowl Play Q. Why can’t you take a turkey to church???? A. Because he uses FOWL language!!!!
Neighborly Kiss A farmer and his wife had just woken up one morning to the crowing of their rooster. While still in bed, the farmer's wife says, "Pa, you know our neighbor Mr. Jones?" "Yes Ma, I reckon I do," replied the sleepy farmer. "Well, every morning before he leaves the house for work, he gives his wife a big ol' kiss. Why don't you ever do that?" The farmer sighed and said, "Well, I reckon I can, but I just don't know her very well."
Dog Talk Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter.First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.
I Wanna Hold Your Hand They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage is love; after marriage is self-defense.
OMG SO STUPID.
momento mori;
THE ONE
in the heart of history;
CHEWAN the CHAWAN
priceless piece of artistic cup
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20 NOV' 1993
CGSS DANCE
two-m classroom Dream Catchers